Antediluvian Poker Night

Antediluvian Poker Saturday Night: About 3.42am: The Lair of the Antediluvian of the Gangrel The Scene: A large Egyptian Pyramid; we are inside. It is a massive area, covered in dust; ancient tombs surround the walls; the whole place stinks of decay and death. In the centre of the room sit a group of Kindred,... Continue Reading →

Antediluvian Humour : Disciplines

The Antediluvians - How vampires got their Disciplines VENTRUE "Thank you all for attending. I again call the council to discuss yet ANOTHER problem we are having with our... youth." TOREADOR You have our undivided attentions, as usual. Please, go on. (RAVNOS makes wet ass-kissing sounds and a roll of gypsy eyes. MALKAV grabs him... Continue Reading →

Antediluvian Humour : Clan Flaws

How Vampires Got Their Weaknesses VENTRUE Okay folks. We have another problem. The "kids" want to know how we tell each other apart...what makes us unique. TOREADOR That's easy...we are all unique... special.. beautiful in our own way we-- BRUJAH Shut the hell up. He means like what separates CLANS you pantywaste. MALKAV Never waste... Continue Reading →

Antediluvian Humour

Ventrue: Ok guys, sit down please. I suppose you’re thinking about the reason you were called. Toreador: Yes, I think so. I have a meeting in two hours. And I just CAN’T be late. Ventrue: Right, right. Order! I don’t know about you, but my children are asking me… Er… Too much. Some kind of…... Continue Reading →

Antediluvian Humour: Gehenna

Vampires - Gehenna: The Real Story TREMERE: "Awright, Haqim! I have HAD it with you! You're gonna die!" HAQIM: "Says you. Phbbbt!" TREMERE: "Oh, yeah? Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames! I blow up Asia!" HAQIM: "Celerity 10. I dodge. I'm now standing in the middle of the ocean." TREMERE: "Thaumaturgy 10, Neptune's Might. I boil... Continue Reading →

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